We all know the many failings of our CEO. His smirk. His incompetence. His myopia. His bloodthirst.
He must have some value to us, the shareholders of this great demockracy. That's when it hit me. He has connections with the richest people in the world and galaxy. That's why he gets paid the big bucks.
Call in your markers, Georgie. Get out your rolodex, fucker, and hit the phones. It's a bunch of crap that the first thing he does is ask for all of us to help our brothers and sisters down in the Gulf. Then his dad and new best friend set up a fund to get more of our meager savings. Then the Congress gives away a cash advance on our maxed-out national credit card.
I am all about giving and giving and giving. But I know who has the REAL money in this country and it is the puppetmasters of big business. They have reaped huge rewards under this administration. I am sick to death of the only time they pony up is during "election" season.
Start w/ Halliburton. Then Exxon/Mobil. Then the Saudis. The Carlysle Group, Big Pharma and Billy Tauzin. I am not talking about spare change. I am talking ten big fat figures, people. Gazillions given all at once. Because they can.
Show me the REAL money. Everywhere I surf, I want to read about how compassionate conservatives are cutting checks for astronomical, unheard of sums of cash, wads of dough, piles of gold.
To the Employee-in-Chief: Make the calls, Asshole. No food or water until you've managed to pay for this mess.
I'm off to throw myself in front of the machine now.
P.S. Vote for RON.